Jefferson County

There are many Jefferson counties,

But this one is unique.

It seems half the population here

Has learned TM technique.

Transcendental meditation,

The maharishi taught.

He built a university here,

And this is what it's wrought.

Golden domes for meditators,

Brand-new Vedic City.

Vegetarian restaurants.

And Fairfield is now very busy!

They call it Silicorn Valley

because of all the new tech.

It's exactly like living in San Jose,

Except for without all the stress.