Bremer County

Ms. Bremer was called Fredrika.

They said she's the Swedish Jane Austen.

The Avenger named Hawkeye was born here,

But his actual name's Clinton Barton.

The county seat city of Waverly

Was the setting of a movie 'bout skating.

Ice Castles, it was called, actually filmed in St. Paul.

And Colorado too - how irritating!

The college called Wartburg was named

For a famous old castle in Germany.

Martin Luther hid there for almost a year,

Translating the Bible most earnestly.

There's a small town in Bremer called Denver.

It's the Mile-Wide City, they tell ya.

There's also a town called Tripoli.

It's not nearly as big as in Libya.